July 2, 2009
So I know that Michael Jordan
And the folks over at General Mills
Might claim that Wheaties
Is the “Breakfast of Champions”
But I’m here to tell you
That’s a lie!
Don’t believe the hype
Nothing really gets your day going
Quite like Twinkies and a Red Bull
This is what champions really long for.

-Jason

So I know that Michael Jordan
And the folks over at General Mills
Might claim that Wheaties
Is the “Breakfast of Champions”
But I’m here to tell you
That’s a lie!
Don’t believe the hype
Nothing really gets your day going
Quite like Twinkies and a Red Bull
This is what champions really long for.

-Jason