The Laundry Mat
So I almost died today.
Okay, so that’s a little bit of an exaggeration.
But I did think for a brief instance
That my life was in severe danger.
See I was in the laundry mat this morning
Gettin’ my fresh and clean on.
And my clothes had just finished drying
So I opened up the door
And started to pull my stuff out.
Well the dryers at this place are huge.
Like seriously,
They are bigger than my kitchen
Anyways, so I’m pulling stuff out
And there is a sock or two
Near the back of the dryer
Just out of reach
Of my short little T-Rex like arms.
So I literally have to climb into the dryer
In order to retrieve my precious socks
Well, upon hoisting the upper half of my body into the dryer
It suddenly turned back on!
And there I went
Tumbling and spinning about
I’m sure you can only imagine what a scene that was.
Head in the dryer
Legs in the air flailing
Luckily for me
The dryer spit me out after two revolutions
Enough time for me to
Twist my arm
Hit my head
And scream a few profanities.
I have no clue how or why
The dryer decided to turn on and on me.
But I’m pretty sure that this what I get
For making fun of others in my post a few days ago.
Consider me humbled
And tumbled.
They call me her
They call me Jane
That’s not my name
-Jason
