Apparently I’m the only one who is square enough
To come to the Union to study on a Saturday night.
However, I’m finding out
That maybe this wasn’t the best place to come.
There is a wedding reception going on in Alumni Hall
And they are bustin’ out hit after hit from the 80’s.
How am I suppose to focus on studying
When Bon Jovi is blaring one room over?!
It’s taking all my will power
Not to go bust some moves on the dance floor.
If they start playing Michael Jackson,
It’s all over.
